Do you know why good churches have exits at the sides? Well the people in front listen. The people in the back know it already, don’t wanna be seen or are late. But the people who like to ride the middle line are encouraged to leave. If you accidently sat in the middle without knowing, you might be a “balcony person”. I don’t know.

Am I being literal? No. But conservatively liberal linguistic communicatively fodder dredging aw shuddupa me.