New Terms For Weapons, Er,
“Tools Of Tactical Negotiation”

Glock          A Not-a-water Pistol

Assault rifle     A non-hunting     
                        Repeating
                         Super-spear

Grenade         A metal baloon

Bullet              what targets like

Shotgun           Joy jumper

Ballistics        Measurement for fun

Body count    People who got hurt

Raid                 Suprise party

Assassination    On purpose
                            Accident

Enemy             Troublemaker

Foreign Policy       My dad is bigger
                             Than your dad

KIA                    Kame In… Almost

Hits                      Whammies

Friendlies             My hommies

Air Drop              Wheeee!

Tanks               Warning signalers

Fighter jets          Nerf auf Metäl

Bayonett            toast scraper

Death                   reset button!!

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